Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Don't forget to watch episode 913: Free Willzyx tonight on Comedy Central at 10:00 PM!!!!!!

Matt and Trey could win the War on Terror?!!?!

Check this sweet article out!!

http://www.nationalreview.com/comment/woolsey200511290838.asp

QUOTES FROM TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET

1. Stan: I can't spend any money.
Cartman: Okay, be a Jew. We're gonna go play laser tag.
Kyle: Yeah, see ya

2. Stan: What if I become suicidal, or, or become an alcoholic like Grampa?
Grandpa: Huh?

3. Stan: Dad! Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!!!

4. Stan: Okay! Do it! Im not scared of you...SUE ME!!!!!

5. R. Kelly: Well I was just standing here, and Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet. I asked myself why won't Tom Cruise just come out the closet?! Nobody has no answers, and so I pull out my gun! Tell my why Tom Cruise in the closet or else I'm going to shoot someone!!

6. Cartman: Stan, I just want you to know that I still hate Kyle more than you

7. Stan: Let's just do something fun that's free.
Cartman: Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least $8!

8. Reporter: It's been four hours now, and Tom Cruise still will not come out of the closet. Hundreds of onlookers here have gathered here in hopes that the celebrity will finally give in.
Police Officer: Tom Cruise, this is Park County police! Please come out of the closet. Everybody here just wants you to come out of the closet, Tom. Nobody's gonna be mad, everything's gonna be all right. Just come out of the closet!

9. Randy: What did you say to him? Stan:
I just told him I thought the Napoleon Dynamite guy is a better actor than he is.
Randy: Oh boy

10. Nicole Kidman: Tom? Tom, It's Nicole.
Tom Cruise: Uh, hi Nicole.
Nicole Kidman: Tom, don't you think this has gone on long enough? It's time for you to come out of the closet.
Tom Cruise: I'm not, I'm not in the closet.
Nicole Kidman: Yes you are, Tom. And you need to just end this and come out. I'm not gonna think any differently of you. Kaite's not gonna think any differently of you. You don't need to be in that closet anymore, Tom.
Tom Cruise: I'm not in here, though.
Nicole Kidman: Yes, you are.
Tom Cruise: I'm not, ...I'm not in the closet.
Nicole Kidman: Then how am I talking to you, Tom? Tom, you can't hide forever just because the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard doesn't like your acting. Come out of the closet, Tom. You're not fooling anyone.
Tom Cruise: I'm, I'm not, I'm not in here

My review will be posted tomorrow along with the swear count and character list for 'Free Willzyx'.

South Park Season 7 DVD release date revealed!!!

The 7th season of South Park will be released on DVD on MARCH 21 2006!!!!! That is a few days before season 10 of South Park begins!! Matt and Trey are taping the DVD commentary this week for the 7th season set.

STAY TUNED FOR MORE DETAILS!!!!!!!

CHARACTER LIST FOR TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET

Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
The president of Scientology
Scientologists
Mr. Mackey
Tom Cruise
Nicole Kidman
The reporter
John Travolta
R. Kelly
Randy Marsh
Sharon Marsh
Shelly Marsh
Grandpa Marsh
Marklars/Aliens
Lord Zeenoo
Police

SWEAR COUNT FOR TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET

Hell-3
Bitch
Fucking
Shit
Ass
Balls

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

From the Comedy Central Press Release: Kyle befriends Willzyx the Whale in an all-new episode of "South Park" premiering Wednesday, November 30 at 10:00 P.M. on Comedy Central In an all-new heartwarming episode of “South Park”, Kyle convinces the fourth-grade boys to help him get his new friend back home. "Free Willzyx," premieres on Wednesday, November 30 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central. A “talking” whale inspires the fourth-graders to risk everything to return him to his family. With the police on their tails, the boys enlist the help of a foreign government and embark upon an adventure you’ll not soon forget. One in which the boys learn just how far you would go for a friend!!!

My review, swear count, and character list for Trapped in the Closet will be posted tomorrow. Sorry for all these fucking delays...it's the holiday season and im so damn busy!! Lots of updates are coming!

Thursday, November 24, 2005

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Sorry I haven't posted the last few days. I have had trouble accessing my blog. The review, swear count, and character list for Trapped in the Closet will be up soon. Remember, there will be no new episode of South Park this week. 2 classic Thanksgiving eps will air tomorrow night!! 2 new episodes premiere after that to finish off season 9.

Friday, November 18, 2005

Parker and Stone sign with Paramount


'South Park' Guys Parked at Paramount
Friday , November 18, 2005
09:11 AM PT
LOS ANGELES (Zap2it.com)- Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the mad scientists behind "South Park," have reportedly signed a three-year, first-look deal with Paramount Pictures.
According to the industry trades, the duo will become CEOs of a new shingle. The name of the confusingly titled entity? Trunity, a Mediar company, a division of True Mediar, a Unity Corpbopoly. Yes, that's funnier than anything that's happened on "South Park" this season.
"Trunity: Entertainment solutions for the modern world," appears to be the pair's only comment.
Parker and Stone have long been housed under the Viacom umbrella. In addition to their many years of pumping out new episodes of "South Park" for Comedy Central (their current contract runs through 2008), they've also released the features "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut" and "Team America: World Police" through the studio. The "South Park" feature brought in a strong $80 million domestic gross, but "Team America" was something of a disappointing, doing only $30 million.
The new deal calls for the pair to write, direct and produce features. They've brought in regular collaborators Anne Garefino and Jennifer Howell as president and senior vice president at Trunity.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

My review for episode 912 will be posted tomorrow. It will be my biggest review yet, links included!

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

TONIGHT!! DON'T MISS 'TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET'!!!! IT AIRS TONIGHT!!! 10:00 PM!!! COMEDY CENTRAL!!!

MATT STONE'S ONLINE CHAT!!!!!!!!

The transcript...

http://www.spscriptorium.com/SPMedia/MattStoneInterview-11152005.htm

I will post highlights in a list form soon!!

QUOTES FROM GINGER KIDS

1. Cartman: Think about all the great people in history who were ginger. People like... Like, uh, like...
Ginger Kid: Ron Howard?
Cartman: Right! Ron Howard! And, uh, and...
Another Ginger Kid: Ron Howard?
Cartman: Right! We already had him, but right.

2. Kyle: You are such a manipulative asshole, Cartman. Cartman: Yes, but I'm not going to die!

3. Ginger Kids: RED POWER!!! RED POWER!!!!!

4. Father: Look, boys, if you really don't wanna have ginger kids, marry an Asian woman. Asians don't carry the recessive gene. I know a guy who's marrying a Japanese woman very soon for just that reason.

5. Ginger teen: My dad says that each one of my freckles is a kiss from an angel.

6. Cartman: Now go! Go out into the night and take non-ginger kids from their homes! We will eradicate them all with cages and tortures and a pit of lava to thrown them all in! Now I am not gonna live my life as a Goddamned minority! Are you with me?!

7. Ginger kids: Better red than dead!! Better red than dead!!!

8. Gary Nelson: Hello there! Gary Nelson with Hilton Guest Relations. Just making sure you guys have everything you need.
Cartman: We're fine, thanks.
Gary Nelson: Need any buffet items restocked? Everyone okay on coffee?
Cartman: We're fine!
Gary Nelson: Great. Oh, and hey guys, just wanted to say thanks for choosing the Airport Hilton for your conference. Cartman: You're welcome!! Now leave us alone!!!!


9. Mrs. Garrison: Okay, very nice, Kyle. A little dry and sciency for my taste, but there you go. All right, that's lunch, kids. We'll pick up with Clyde's speech about lesbian cheerleaders after recess.

10. Doctor Doctor: Ms. Cartman, could I have a word with you? Ms. Cartman, I know this must be... very difficult for you. I for one can't stand red-haired, freckled kids, but you need to understand, there is no cure. Your son will be ginger his whole life. You might want to just... put him down!

A great article about tonight's new episode of South Park!! READ IT!!

South Park takes on Scientology

South Park is the highest-rated show on Comedy Central thanks to its willingness to slaughter sacred cows, but sources say even show creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone are a bit nervous about the blowback from tonight’s episode. Entitled “Trapped in the Closet,” the pair set their crudely animated sights on Scientology and Tom Cruise—topics previously deemed “off limits” due to the actor’s close ties to Comedy Central’s sister company, Paramount Pictures, we’re told.According to a source who has read a draft of the script, it begins with Stan leaving a psychiatrist’s office only to be hailed as a savior by the leaders of a strange, Scientology-esque cult because of his off-the-chart results on an E-meter-like “personality test.” A group of Hollywood A-listers quickly gather outside Stan’s house, we’re told, with Tom Cruise somehow ending up stuck in a closet—leading a news crew stationed at the scene to report that Cruise’s fans fervently want the actor to “just come out.”Finally, R&B star R. Kelly—whose multi-song summer opus gave the episode its name—swoops in to save the day. (We suspect Chef will be sitting this one out. A rep for Isaac Hayes, who supplies the voice of South Park’s horny cook and who happens to be a Scientologist, said her client hadn’t heard about the plot and that she didn’t “think Chef was even in it.”)The unwanted cartoon cameo comes at an awkward time for Cruise. The actor recently canned his career-wrecking publisister Lee Anne DeVette, and has been trying to restore his image with help from Rogers & Cowan spin-masters Paul Bloch and Arnold Robinson. Comedy Central’s parent company, Viacom—which also owns Paramount—might not be too keen either about seeing its studio’s big-money Mission Impossible 3 star ridiculed yet again just when America had seemingly moved on from its obsession with his sexuality and Scientology fueled creepiness.Asked about the South Park episode, Robinson said, “We have no knowledge of it, so we don’t have any opinion about it at all.” Paramount spokeswoman Nancy Kirkpatrick also declined to comment, saying, “I don’t know anything about it…. I can’t make that judgement.”Comedy Central spokesman Tony Fox explained that he didn’t know any details of the show because, “these guys literally write and rewrite the episode almost right up to the moment it airs.” Asked whether taking potshots at Cruise and Scientology was a wise move, Fox said the network has Stone and Parker’s back: “If you know South Park, they are free and have been free to satirize anybody and anything they want to. They’ve made fun of MTV, they’ve made fun of Viacom, they’ve made fun of Comedy Central, and we’ve never interfered with them.”But will Xenu and his legion of intergalactic, underemployed followers be as forgiving?

Source: Rader

I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

MATT STONE WILL BE ANSWERING QUESTIONS FROM FANS ON SOUTH PARK STUDIOS TONIGHT IN THE SPSTUDIOS CHATROOM STARTING AT 9:00 PM EST!!!!!!!!!!!

GO!!!

www.southparkstudios.com

THE TRANSCRIPT WILL BE POSTED HERE AFTERWARDS!!! TRY TO MAKE IT IF YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO BE THERE!!!

Monday, November 14, 2005

NEW EPISODE INFO!!! EPISODE 912: TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET

Stan is the Chosen One in an all-new episode of "South Park" premiering Wednesday, November 16 at 10:00 P.M. on Comedy Central Religious leaders believe Stan is the new “Golden Child” and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer in an all new episode of "South Park," entitled "Trapped in the Closet," premiering Wednesday, November 16 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central. The results of Stan’s personality test reveal that he’s depressed. While Stan looks to a new religion for answers, the church leaders recognize Stan as the second coming. Some A-List Hollywood celebrities join the faithful who have set up camp right in front of Stan’s house!!!

DON'T MISS IT!!!!!!

SWEAR COUNT FOR GINGER KIDS

Fatass
Goddamn-2
Jackass
Asswipe
Bitch- 2
Asshole
Hell
Ass
Bastard

That certainly was enriching. :)

GINGER KIDS REVIEW

It wasn't a hilarious, gross, envelope-pushing episode, but it was very funny and good. I enjoyed it very much. Every run needs a Cartman themed episode, and this was it. Like the episode Marjorine, the ending seemed too sudden and abrupt. That could have been better, although I liked how Cartman snaked his way out at the end. Overall, another solid episode of South Park from season 9.5. More notes and analysis now....

* Jimmy wasn't in the classroom again, but he was seen in school

* Scott Tenorman should have been in this episode! He is a ginger kid!

* I thought it was hilarious that Jimmy was calling a ginger kid a retard.

* Ron Howard....I can't name any other ginger celebs either.

* The kids are calling their teacher MRS. Garrison again, last week they referred to him as MR.

* The boys have a new Mexican bus driver! He didn't do anything though.

* Butters is out of his parents basement now!

* Mrs. Garrison has been in almost every episode of season 9, and EVERY episode so far in the 2nd 1/2 of the season.

* Miss Cartman makes her first appearance in season 9.5.

* Cartman has been to the hospital see Doctor Doctor more than any other citizen in South Park. He's been close to a dozen times in the last 4 seasons!!

* It is said that ginger kids have no souls in this episode. Just like Japanese people. ( SEE: Best Friends Forever)

* The part where the ginger kids' dad talks about a guy who is marrying a Japanese woman soon because Asin women don't have the ginger gene is a reference to South Park co-creator Trey Parker's upcoming wedding in 2006 to his Japanese fiancee Emma.

* Token does a report on Pluto in the beginning of this episode. Pluto has been in the news lately.

* Clyde did a school report on lesbian cheerleaders. Recently, 2 NFL cheerleaders were arrested in a bar in Florida for having sex with eachother. Hmmmmm....

* The kid with black hair in the shower in this episode is Craig!

* RED POWER!! RED POWER!!! Cartman is obessed with Hitlarian figures. This episode reminded me of the 8th season episode 'The Passion of the Jew' where he tried to exterminate all the Jews.

* I love seeing Stan when he looks like he just rolled out of bed and his black hair is sticking out of his hat. I don't know too many kids who sleep with their friggin hats on though.

* 'Daywalker' is a reference to the Blade movies starring Westley Snipes.

* The song Cartman sings to himself when he first gets out of bed is Lucille by Kenny Rogers from 1977. I didn't think 9-year olds knew of that song. I always love it when Cartman sings old songs to himself. I've had Lucille stuck in my head ever since!

* The part where Stan and Kyle barricade themselves in a barn to escape the ginger kids is a possible reference to Resident Evil.

* There have been a lot of classroom scenes this run. More than the past few runs.

* Did anyone else laugh their ass of when the ginger kids beat up Annie?

* I wonder what the ginger kids did to Kenny?!

* Clyde has been really funny this run. His parents have a part in this episode, too.

* Both Butters and Kyle had their moments to humiliate Cartman in this episode. Kyle beat thecrap out of him while he was sleeping and Butters hysterically laughed at him on the bus for being a ginger.

* Another cool, catchy song at the end of this episode. There was a song in 'Follow that Egg' last week too.

* Kenny got a few muffles in this episode. Kenny fans can shut up now!

* According to Spscriptorium, the scenes where Cartman and the gingers meet in the hotel is a take off of a story called 'The Witches' where the witches hold a meeting in a hotel lobby to discuss their plans to exterminate everyone.

Episode 912 info coming soon!!!!

CHARACTERS IN GINGER KIDS

Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Mrs. Garrison
Clyde
Token
Jimmy
The Ginger Kids
Craig
The boy's classmates
Butters
The new bus driver
Miss Cartman
Doctor Doctor
Mr. Nelson
Annie
The news reporter
The Foleys
Mr. and Mrs. Donovan

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Fucking Spyware is terminated! Thank God!! Praise Jesus! My review for Ginger Kids will be posted tomorrow, along with the new episode info, a character list for Ginger Kids and a swear count. All very late...but blame my fucking computer. Goodnight!

Thursday, November 10, 2005

My review for Ginger Kids will be posted tomorrow. I am having some goddamn computer problems tonight. I think its fucking Spyware. Pain in the ass...

Night

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

TONIGHT!!! GINGER KIDS AIRS TONIGHT ON COMEDY CENTRAL!!! CHECK IT OUT!!!!

QUOTES FROM FOLLOW THAT EGG

1. Mrs. Garrison: Two daddies! Two daddies! Come on, kids, let's all rip on the freak egg! Two daddies! Two daddies!!

2. Lesbian: Well, what about lesbians?
Governor: Well, like anyone cares about fucking dykes!

3. Mr. Slave: Mr. Garrison, there's something you should know. Al and I are getting married.
Mrs. Garrison: Married?
Big Gay Al: Yes.
Mrs. Garrison: You can't get married! You're faggots

4. Governor: I believe that I might have come up with a compromise to this whole problem that will make everyone happy! People in the gay community want the same rights as married couples, but dissenters don't want the word "marriage" corrupted. So how about we let gay people get married, but call it something else? You homosexuals will have all the exact same rights as married couples, but instead of referring to you as "married," you can be “butt buddies”. Instead of being "man and wife," you'll be “butt buddies”. You won't be "betrothed," you'll be “butt buddies”. Get it? Instead of a "bride and groom," you'd be “butt buddies.

5. Mr. Slave: Oh Jesus Christ!!!

6. Kyle: I don't think it's gonna be that hard to keep it from breaking. This whole assignment is stupid.
Stan: Yeah, well, so is your hat.

7. Mrs. Garrison: We need to tell the governor and the world that gay marriage is not okay! That homosexuals cannot muddy our traditions! And there is only one way for us, all together, to make that message very clear! We need to round up three or four queers and beat the livin' hell out of them! Come on, everybody! Let's get some queers, and some trucks, and have us a good old-fashioned fag drag!

8. Mrs. Garrison: Then why are you scared of one little eeeeeeeyyyyggggg?

9. Wendy: Stan, I'm sorry I doubted you. You really made a great dad.
Stan: Like I give a crap about what you think, Wendy


10. Mrs. Garrison: Ladies and gentlemen, with the help of some adorable fourth-grade students, we've completed our scientific, non-biased study of fags having kids.


Monday, November 07, 2005

SWEAR COUNT FOR FOLLOW THAT EGG

Fag(s)/Faggot- 8
Hell- 5
Queers- 4
Dickhole

Balls
Homos
Butt Buddies- 6
Dykes
Damn- 4
Assholes
Fudgepacking
Goddamn
Fucking
Jesus Christ!-2

ENJOY!

CHARACTERS IN FOLLOW THAT EGG

Mr. Slave
Mrs. Garrison
Big Gay Al
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Randy Marsh
The governor of Colorado
Skeeter
Gays and Lesbians
Timmy
Wendy
Bebe
Heidi
Red
Millie
Annie
The Assassin
Ike
Sheila Brovlofski
Gerald Brovlofski
The Dissenters
Craig
Clyde
Boys and Girls in the class
Father Maxi

Sunday, November 06, 2005

NEW SP INFO!!!

Episode 911: Ginger Kids

Cartman suffers from Gingervitus in an all-new episode of South Park premiering Wednesday, November 9 at 10:00P.M. on Comedy Central In his classroom presentation, Cartman points to people with red hair, light skin and freckles as an inferior race in an all new episode of "South Park," entitled "Ginger Kids," premiering Wednesday, November 9 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central. Cartman thinks differently when, one morning, he himself wakes up with an advanced case of Gingervitus! Unable to endure being ostracized for his looks, he rallies all Ginger Kids everywhere to fight discrimination!!!

UPDATE!!! DVD NEWS!!

According to SP Studios...South Park: The Complete 7th Season and South Park: The Complete 8th Season will both be released in 2006!! Season 7 will be released around March (the start of the shows 10th season) and Season 8 will be released in October.

Friday, November 04, 2005

EPISODE 910: FOLLOW THAT EGG

REVIEW

The new episode was wonderful!! The only problem I had with it was Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al weren't in it enough. It would be so sweet if Mr. Slave became a regular again with Big Gay Al and they appeared in a few episodes every season. Still, despite the marriage of Al and Slave at the end I don't think its the conclusion of the Garrison-Slave saga. There are still 3 seasons left! A lot can and will happen. Same goes for the Wendy-Stan relationship, it is not over! I love every episode of South Park so much I can't rate it on a scale. It had just as many laughs as the other episodes in season 9.5. It was a very solid character conflict/current events episode. Even though im AGAINST gay marriage I was rooting for Slave and Al in this episode. Mrs. Garrison was such a sinister bastard, it was hard for him to be likeable in this episode. It worked well though. His antics were very funny. More notes and analysis..

* Mr. Slave RETURNS! This is first appearance since episode 901: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina. He's been on the show 3 years as of this month and in 4 seasons. His appearance in Follow that Egg is his 15th appearance on the show.

* Big Gay Al ALSO RETURNS! This is his 3rd appearance on the show, 4th if you count the movie. He hasn't been seen in SP since the Cripple Fight episode in season 5. Over 4 years!!

* We learn the names of 3 classmates that were nameless before! Powder, Esther, and Bradley.

* A hilarious moment a lot of people missed is when Mrs. Garrison gives Token a brown egg to take care of!

* Even though Mrs. Garrison's love song to Mr. Slave was corny and cheesy, I couldn't get the damn thing out of my head! One of the catchiest South Park songs ever, I think.

* Apparently Mr. Slave has his own house now. It certainly is unique, much different than the other houses in South Park. While Mr. Slave dated Garrison, he lived in Garrisons home. Big Gay Al now lives with Mr. Slave in his house. What happened to Big Gay Al's pink house seen in episode 502? He must have sold it...

* Fag Drag?...Never heard of that. Must be something done in the south.

* Butters must still be chained up in the cellar. I didn't see him in the classroom, did you?

* Jimmy was absent from the class too...

* Timmy spoke in this episode, twice! He hasn't yelled his name in over a year on the show. TIMMAH!!!!

* It's been almost 2 years since Stan and Wendy's broke up. They broke up in episode 714: Raisins. Wendy fans are calling for M + T's heads because Stan and Wendy didn't get back together at the end of this episode. Happy endings suck anyways.

* Taking care of an egg, a project many people have to do in school. I never had to do it though. ( NA NA NA NA NA HAHA HAH HA)

* Big Gay Al didn't say 'I'm Super, Thanx for Askin". Ahhh...that sucks! I was hoping he'd utter his trademark line.

* I love it when characters who usually don't asscciate one on one have encounters. Kyle and Wendy....Mrs. Garrison and Cartman...

* Bebe ( Stan's partner in the egg project) had feelings for Kyle in a season 2 episode of the show called Clubhouses. Remember, kiddies?

* This is Stan and Kyle's first big argument since the 2nd season episode called Prehistoric Iceman. To be honest, I thought they were going to KISS and make up at the end of this episode!!! For a minute there it seemed like they would, adding to the whole gay theme of the episode. I am SOOOO glad they didn't though. That would have been 'character suicide' for them.

* Hmmm...The students are calling Mrs. Garrison...MR. Garrison again.

* Did anyone else think Mrs. Garrison was hiring the assasin to kill Big Gay Al at first? I am glad he decided to target the freak egg instead. The egg with TWO DADDIES!!! TWO DADDIES!!!!!!

* Does Stan still have feelings for Wendy or not? Even though he is broken up with her, he didn't want Kyle to date her. That makes sense to me. He didn't want his best friend with his ex, even though he hates her now. I've seen that..

* I thought Jimbo and Ned would have protested gay marriage. Skeeter (the guy with orange hair) was at the rally though. He always appears at the Conservative sided rallies on the show. (Best Friends Forever, I'm a Little Bit Country, Goobacks...)

* Stan's line to Kyle "As a matter of fact, I think its one the nicest hats I know" is a rip on the line from the movie Star Trek: FIrst Contact; The actual line is: As a matter of fact, your one of the bravest men I know."

* I was wondering who would be the groom and who would be the bride in a wedding of Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al. They both wore wedding dresses!

Even though this was the conclusion to Mr. Garrisons Fancy New Vagina, mark my words I am not convinced its the end of the Garrison-Slave storyline. It appears that Mrs. Garrison will stay a woman for at least a little while longer. ( I think so) What to do with him next though? I think they should give him a break the next 3 episodes and then make him appear in the final episode of season 9. After that, have him date and be shown with different guys throughout season 10. I just hope by the end of the series he somehow becomes a man again and Mr. Slave comes back to him. Episode 911 is in the works right now. It is about Cartman, I hear. INFO ON SUNDAY!!!



Thursday, November 03, 2005

Last nights episode was really sweet! I am too tired and sick to write the review tonight, but it will be posted tomorrow here! CHECK BACK!!

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

TONIGHT!!!

WILL MR. SLAVE GO BACK TO MR. GARRISON?!

MR. SLAVE + BIG GAY AL RETURN!!!

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

TOP 10 QUOTES FROM MAJORINE

1. Butters' Dad: Here you go, son. Eat!
Butters' Mom: What are we becoming?
Butters' Dad: Come on. Don't watch it eat.
Butters: Can't I just have some Spaghetti-O's?

2. Butters Dad: Oh, Butters... smell like.. bacon. (digging Butters up)

3. Cartman: Remember Butters, you must get that future-telling device from the girls at all costs! And just roll with it if they start lezzing out.

4. Cartman: Damn, Ken!! (after Kenny blows up the future-telling device)

5. Butters: [as Marjorine]: Well, I'm just a typical little girl. I like dancin', an', and ponies, and getting my snootch pounded on Friday night!

6. Mrs. Garrison: Now Marjorine, that's not very lady-like. Us Colorado girls love to get pounded in the shnizz just like any woman, but we keep it to ourselves

7. Ms. Garrison: Okay children, let's take our seats. Now I know that we're all still in deep, deep mourning over the tragic death of our classmate, Butters
Red: Who's Butters?

8. Clyde: You, sir, mocked Cartman before, yet you two sit here demanding answers! Now damn you let him speak! ( In a English accent)

9. Cartman: I warn you, these images may be too shocking for young children.
Butters: Oh okay, I'm not lookin

10. Butters:( Tied up in the basement) Mom, Dad, can I come upstairs now?
Butters' Dad: Sorry, son, but you're a demon spawn now. You're an abomination.

EPISODE 910 TOMORROW!!! MR. SLAVE AND BIG GAY AL!!!